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I am not subjecting anyone else to you in a cast. Can't, ethically.

Was I that bad at nine

Okay not bad. Just restless.

Yeah honestly I'm itching just thinking about it.

Okay, what if we yelled at the team more instead

That sounds like something you'd be really good at.

It's kind of my go-to move. There's a chance it's losing some of its effectiveness.

We could also be nice and ask what everyone's barriers to winning are. If you want to change it up.

Is it supposed to sound sarcastic? Because I keep trying to say this aloud and it just sounds sarcastic.

I think I could say it in a caring way.

While I stand behind you menacingly, got it

Okay then we might loop around to sarcastic again.

Maybe I get sent on an urgent call next practice

Actually, then I could play up the sympathy thing. We have to win next time. For you.

Am I dying on this call

No, but you do so much for us.

Hey by the way you're coming scouting with me

Yeah. Of course. You can have my blood too.

I've had the rights to your blood for 25 years, be real.

I sort of assume you just take it in my sleep when it's needed.

Sometimes I don't even need it, I just want to hoard it. Like a blood dragon.

It's pretty precious as far as substances go. And I trust it with you more than me.

Ares what if a shapeshifter imitated me to ask you for all your blood, I feel like we're not seriously prepared for that situation

I wouldn't give them all my blood. You'd always leave me a pint if you were really you.